(加央25日讯)玻璃市爆发宪政危机,网民也来凑热闹,纷纷揶揄“好心啦,玻州这么小,就别那么多事。”
玻璃市仅有3国15州席,其选情不如柔佛热烈,谁知平淡的背后,却是波诡云谲。这个全马最小的州属,面积只有821平方公里。网民抓住这一点大作文章,#玻璃市这么小(#PerlisIsSoSmall)这一标签,一夜之间在推特上爆红。
#PerlisIsSoSmall people tweeting about it more than the total population of Perlis. 😂
— Ir Lep (@captleppp) May 24, 2018
玻璃市到底有多少小?推特用户的回应包括:“在推特上谈论它的人都比玻璃市总人口还要多”、“当你在相机上使用全景模式时,你不必转动已拍摄整个州”、“乘搭Grab从玻璃市的一端走到另一端刚刚好是3令吉”、“你不会在玻璃市迷路”、“你不能用‘在途中’作为迟到的借口”、“他们应该有的是‘小臣’(而非大臣)”。
#PerlisIsSoSmall when you use panorama mode on your camera, you dont have to rotate to take photo of the whole state.
Advertisement— Effi Saharudin 🇲🇾 (@1Obefiend) May 24, 2018
#PerlisIsSoSmall the frozen food section of their Tesco’s is in Kedah
— Walski Vindicated 🇲🇾 (@walski69) May 24, 2018
#PerlisIsSoSmall that when you're driving from Kedah & you blinked; suddenly you're already in Thailand
Advertisement— Cik Karipap (@karipap_oksigen) May 24, 2018
玻州显然“非常小”,甚至连关于它的笑话也得跟其邻居吉打分享。网民调侃说:“玻州特易购的冷藏部在吉打”、“当你从吉打开车北上,你眨了眨眼,突然你已经在泰国了”、“你可以从吉打扔石头越过玻璃市直达泰国”。
#PerlisIsSoSmall
— Na'a (@NaaMurad) May 24, 2018
They should have a Menteri Kecik instead.
不过,有网民替玻州叫屈并促大家停止嘲笑该州说:“大伙儿,我不认为我们该因为几个愚蠢的政客而侮辱整个州。”
Guys, I don’t think we need to insult a whole state just bcoz their politicians are stupid. Let’s not make #PerlisIsSoSmall a trend
— Saudara Inbaraj (@Inbarajs) May 24, 2018
也有网民认真地用数据说明到底玻州有多小:“该州有一间麦当劳、5间肯德基、3家马来亚银行分行、没有电影院和机场,2015年的总人口是24万6000人,第14届大选的注册选民15万221人,面积是317平方英里。”
How small is Perlis?
— Hazman Husni (@hazman92_) May 24, 2018
They have 1 McD, 5 KFC, 3 Maybank branches, no cinema, no airport, total population as recorded in 2015 is 246,000 and the amount of registered voters for #PerlisIsSoSmall